A great big "screw-you" to Satan!

Despite the fact that "The Omen" overloaded our theater with various too-young riffraff, flooding the lobbies and annoying people in every other theater that they were allowed to enter, the hellish movie's debut weekend was a pitiful fourth place. It's news like this that makes life worth living.

Meanwhile, my anticipated "disappointing 78.2 million opening" for "Cars" was actually TOO HIGH. Somewhere, horrible "comedian" Larry the Cable Guy is crying, If only the rest of us could taste his sweet tears.

With all this good news, I don't even feel so bad that I really screwed up my Arbitrary Picks this week.

1. Cars, $62.8 million (my pick: #1, $78.2 million)
   
2. The Breakup, $20.5 million (my pick: #3, $14.2 million)
3. X3, $15.6 million (my pick: #4, $13.7 million)
4. The Omen, $15.5 million (my pick: #2, $24.6 million)
   
5. Over the Hedge, $10.3 million (my pick: #5, $6 million)

These are the sounds that we make when we sex!

Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of June 9, 2006
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of June 2, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of May 26. 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of May 19, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of May 12, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of May 5, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of April 28, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of April 21, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of April 14, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of April 7, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of March 31, 2006 (and the Results)