Sunday, April 02, 2006

Sharon Stone's Elderly Vagina Unattractive To All

I may have been incredibly wrong in my arbitrary weekend box office picks, but I was correct about one thing. No matter how naked she gets, nobody wants to lay an eye on Sharon Stone. Sharon Stone, though, wants to lay her hands all over your children. Quoth the ice queen:
  • "Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.'"

I'm not sure how I'd feel about America's most famous cooter teaching my daughter about the birds and the bees. To see Stone's brilliant advice, click here. To see Stone's vagina, watch TNT after midnight.

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