My theater sold more tickets last evening for the returning number-three hit, Stick It, than it did for new Scientology vehicle and predetermined Summer Blockbuster M:I 3. Meanwhile, there were shows of last week's #1 (RV) that were empty last evening. In the words of one of the greatest philosophers of our age, "this shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s."
1. Nobody cares, Tom (Mission: Impossible 3): 33.7 million. I don't want to hear about spies, Tom. I don't. Now tell me more about your wacky space-god.
2. An American Haunting (An American Haunting): 12.3 million. I'm too indifferent to come up with an alternate name for this movie.
3. 9/11 Was Exciting and Fun! (United 93): 12.1 million. Didn't like it. Not enough explosions. Next movie.
4. ...Where the Sun Don't Shine (Stick It): 9.7 million. Preteen girls and androgynous boys everywhere squeal with excitement as Stick It makes the charts for another week.
5. Rapidly Vanishing...crowds (RV): 7.3 million. I guess the Robin Williams fanclub got it out of their system last week.
Not making the top 5: Give a Title, Don't Pollute (Hoot). Something about owls or boobie-tits. I don't know.
If I'm right, one member of the Robot Hand is the Future readership gets a surprise visit from Jack "Damn It!" Bauer. If you're lucky, he won't snap your neck or rip your esophagus out with a towel!
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of April 28, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of April 21, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of April 14, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of April 7, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of March 31, 2006 (and the Results)
No comments:
Post a Comment