More Sad Libs!

Welcome back. If you don't know how to play, you're an idiot. So let's get started, shall we? Feel free to post your results in the comments. This time maybe my Sad Libs will make more sense.


PART 1:

1. Favorite Name for a Horse _____________________
2. Food ____________________
3. Body Part ___________________
4. Adjective ___________________
5. Verb __________________
6. Plural Noun _________________
7. Adjective _________________
8. A place _________________
9. Noun __________________
10. Favorite Name For a Horse (SAME AS #1)
11. Internal Organ _______________


Is that your final answer? Then scroll down to....





PART 2:


A Horse Is a Horse (Unless, of course...)


Sarah Jessica Parker's face is so long that she looks like my pet horse, ______1______. Every time I see her I want to feed her _______2________ and comb her _____3________ until it is ______4________. Maybe give her a nice salt lick. I would make her ______5________ over _______6________ until her legs were _____7________, and then I would take her back to the _______8_______ for some rest and _______9_______. I ride _____10_______ every day. I would not ride Sarah Jessica Parker. I would instead punch her in the _______11________.


Remember to post your results in the comments section please.

Sad Libs is the Future

Welcome to Volume One of Robot Hand Sad Libs!



Here's how you play. I give you a list asking for specific words and phrases. You fill in such a list, giving me those words. Then we put them into a hilarious Internet prompt full of misunderstandings. It's pretty easy. "Boobs" is usually the correct answer.

SO HERE WE GO!

STEP 1:

1. A noun (person place or thing) - _________________
2. An -ing verb (i.e "jumping") - _________________
3. A noun (person place or thing) - _________________

And that's it. Now scroll down for your hilarious prompt.







STEP 2:


HOW TO BE FUNNY ON THE INTERNET

I'm in your ____1______, _____2_____ your _____3_____.




STEP 3:

Do you like it? Photoshop it onto a picture of a cat or something. Not really? Try again, man. At any rate, post your results in the Comments section please.