I saw The Sentinel and it didn't have nearly as much Jack Bauer action as I would have liked (and a little too much slimy Michael Douglas action). Still, it'll probably do well enough.
1. Leslie Nielson's Only Reason to Live (Scary Movie 4): 25.2 million. Actually, Leslie Nielson's other reason to live is heroin.
2. Jack Bauer Jack Bauer Jack Bauer (The Sentinel): 17.3 million. Starring Jack Bauer playing Jack Bauer in a very Jack Bauer way Jack Bauer Jack Bauer.
3. Silly Video Game Made Into Silly Movie (Silent Hill): 14.6 million. Why even try to top the Super Mario Bros. movie?
4. Hugh Grant is Foppish: The Movie (American Dreamz): 14.2 million. Ask me about my idea for Mickey Blue Eyes 2. For serious.
5. EVERYBODY FREEZE! (Ice Age 2): 12.3 million. As long as this stays in the top five, it's going to get cheesy Mr. Freeze quotes.
Not making the top five: Space Jam (Space Jam). Because it was in theaters about ten years ago.
If I get them right this week, I get a year's supply of condoms and a vat of mayonnaise. Make of it what you will.
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