Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of May 12, 2006

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1. The Upside-Down Boat That Couldn't (Poseidon): $27 million. This is Kurt Russel's best role since Sky High. But not quite on par with it.
2. Monetarily: Incontinent (Mission: Impossible 3): $19.2 million. I saw this movie, but all I can remember is the enormous gap in Lawrence Fishburne's teeth.
3. Yes, I Suck (Just My Luck): $13.1 million. Enough is enough, Lindsay. Show us them boobies.
4. Robot Vagina (RV): $7.3 million. No matter how hard I try, there is no way to make this movie funny.
5. You Gotta Lick It Before You... (Stick It): $6.2 million. Yes, I love teenage gymnasts. Yes, I touch myself while thinking about this movie.
   

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