Fool me once? Shame on you.

Fool me twice? Shame on you again, you son of a bitch.

Somehow, The Wild held on to a spot in the top five. Meanwhile, HOW THE HELL DID SILENT HILL WIN THE GOLD NUGGETS?

1. Silent Hill, $20.2 million (my pick: #3, $14.6 million)
2. Scary Movie 4, $17 million (my pick: #1, $25.2 million)
3. The Sentinel, $14.7 million (my pick: #2, $17.3 million)
4. Ice Age 2, $12.8 million (my pick: #5, $12.3 million)
5. The Wild, $8.1 million (my pick: I DID NOT PICK IT BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS SHIT!!!)

So I didn't win the year's supply of condoms, which is okay because I am too unpopular to have the sex anyway.

More joyous Box Office next week. Here is some previous B.O.

Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of April 21, 2006
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of April 14, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of April 7, 2006 (and the Results)
Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of March 31, 2006 (and the Results)