We take a break from our regularly scheduled tomfoolery for this exciting advertisement.
Did you enjoy the boring book?
Did you love the more boring movie?
Did you just plain 'splooge over the even-more-boring haircut?
Then prepare yourself for the orgiastic stupor that is about to become you.
The DaVinci Code: The Video Game!
- Langdon must search for clues on and around Sauniere's body, type in the correct code scribbled on the back of Neveu's business card to hear a recorded message, and then throw off the French inspector by combining a planted tracking dot with a bar of soap before throwing it out of the bathroom window.
Certainly this prologue moves on to much more exciting gameplay, probably involving kung-fu robots that are on a mission to eat babies.
- A few minutes later you're controlling Neveu, who tiptoes undetected through the Louvre to steal an ultraviolet light..
More Dumb-Vinci Code prattle.
2 comments:
on wednesday, your website quoted another website saying:
"Hold out for 5138008 Upside Down on a Calculator is BOOBIES: The Motion Picture instead. "
in fact, 5318008 would be boobies, not 5138008. . .
just letting you know so that you don't show up for boobies two weeks early ;-)
coffee was fun. . . must do again. . .
omg, i just realized you changed your xanga picture. . . is that k----k----b---b---?
i want more coffee bi-atch
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