Judge gets a little too comfortable with his job

The judge behind the recent Da Vinci Code trial apparently hid a secret code of his own inside of his decision. He calls it...The Smithy Code.

• Smith was arguably the highlight of the trial, with his sharp questions and witty observations making the sometimes dry testimony more lively. Though Smith on Wednesday refused to discuss the judgment or acknowledge outright that he'd inserted a secret code in its pages he said: "They don't look like typos, do they?"

Don't judges have better things to do? You know...like judging things?

Here are my best guesses as to the solution of...The Smithy Code.

• You paid me your tax dollars to make up a code, something that so many third-graders-building-clubhouses would have done for free.
• Sony Pictures paid me a lot of money to build up hype for their brand new Da Vinci Code movie starring Tom Hanks and opening in theaters near you on May 19!!!!!
• HARD ERECT PENIS WEINER BOOBS CRAP BOOBIES.

I have high hopes that the last one wins out.