Friday, April 21, 2006

Tom Hanks is retarded.


Unlike my assessment of Angelina Jolie, I have no real reason to believe that Tom Hanks is retarded. But look at this picture and tell me Tom Hanks isn't retarded. It's not just the goofy DaVinci Code hair. It's the whole package.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Have you ever read my piece on Tom's hair?

Grading the Career of Tom Hanks's Hair?

http://www.thejay.com/2006/05/17/grading-the-career-of-tom-hankss-hair/

- The Jay