Monday, May 22, 2006

The Monday Grind


I don't see nothin' wrong with a little Monday Grind.

In honor of "24" and "Alias," both ending tonight (the latter leaving forever), we have a two-hour season (series?) finale of the Monday Grind.
  • Mystie at CrownCombo does it again, and this time she reviews the most disgusting glob of food I've ever seen: the "KFC Famous Bowl."

    • While other fast food restaurants are worrying about healthy solutions like salads and fruit, KFC is working harder to create the most god-awful artery-clogging concoctions your can imagine. When I watched the advertisements for their new "KFC Famous Bowls" I couldn't imagine them being famous for anything more than causing instant constipation.

  • Reviewing magazines from three years ago is the new black (at least according to ScaryCrayon), who reviewed a 2002 issue of Cosmo!

    • "She Caught a Rapist With a Straw" is probably the most intriguing article in the piece as well as the most interesting thing on the cover, as you read it and wonder how this sex-crimes detective managed to pull that one off. The actual answer, of course, is less interesting than you might imagine.

  • The 7th Level's self-proclaimed Worst Comic Ever was actually pretty funny in spite of its name. Check it out.

  • I don't know where this site came from, but Waste of Pixels has some real-life correspondence with the real-life NAMBLA. And that's not the Marlon Brando lookalikes!

    • The law does not care about your good intentions or how upstanding others may be in similar circumstances. When witches were burned at
      the stake 350 years ago, rationality was no defense. You may not suffer that particular fate today, but current prison sentences can be very brutal.
Oh NAMBLA, you so nambly! I just want to...wait, what's that? The network up-fronts are coming in? MONDAY GRIND HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON. I hope you enjoyed this finale. New episodes of the Monday Grind will start next Monday. Until then...summer reruns.

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