Welcome to the Monday Grind, the post designed to get you out of the worst day of the week and into a warm sleeping bag next to your big-breasted wife.
- Sick Animation has a new cartoon! Astronaut Cop has to arrest a prominent comedian!
- Everybody loves the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and everybody loves bubblegum. Guess what happens when they are put together? Review the World has the answer. (Hint...It's a flavor explosion! Or it sucks. Find out for yourself.)
- Matt at X-Entertainment has updated, and it's about the glory of Amazing Stories.
- I don't doubt that much of it was lost on me back then, but Cynthia is pretty much defining the term "cocktease" here. Because she's prone to things that don't quite fall under the umbrella of "innocent," she suggests that they get back at Beanes by using one of the spells found by playing the new Blood Sausage vinyl backwards. Sure enough, when Peter rigs his record player and plays the album in reverse, a voice that was as close as you could get to Vincent Price without actually paying Vincent Price taught all one needed to know to royally fuck with someone. In this case, Cynthia suggests that they use a spell to give Beanes a never-ending battle with the hiccups.
Want to relive other Mondays? You're a sick son of a bitch. Still, do what you think is right for you, I guess.
May 8, 2006
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April 24, 2006