Do the Humpty Hump

Another Hump Day, another hump dollar. Here's a few random Internet occurances to push you over the hump and into some lovely-lady-lumps.

• As with every Wednesday, Overheard in New York is updating with Wednesday One-Liners!
  
  
• Girl: You don't even get naked. All you do is beat the living shit out of them and be mean and they give you the money. Except my friend that does it said that sometimes she has to eat certain things in advance because some of her customers like her to poop on them.
  
  
• I'm not sure if there's any possibility of kaking prank phone calls with this, but I still maintain that this is the Best Internet Soundboard ever.
  
  
• Also, go screw around on Sketchswap, a place where you draw something and get somebody else's random drawing in exchange. It's pretty fun (although not as fun as last hump-day's Animation site).

• Apparently my post about getting Porn-site hits worked, because somebody came here through a search for "sex machine robot" today.

So get humping, folks. It's all downhill from here.