Hot porn? Not porn!

I don't have anything pressing to write as of this very moment in time, but I'd like to report on a few fun Search Engine hits that I got today.

"sharon stone's vagina" (linking to my post, Sharon Stone's Elderly Vagina Unattractive to All)
"girls with balls and a hairy weiner" (linking to my main page, because of this apparent string: "Adventures of the Hairy-Assed Man (RV): 19.2 million. ... Break just became a little more insane. The people at Girls Gone ... My only chance is that someone has the balls to figure out how to ...")

First of all, who is searching for GIRLS WITH BALLS AND A HAIRY WEINER? It doesn't make sense, but it certainly makes my day.

With this, it is my goal that every search on the Internet even vaguely related to pornography will link to my page. As such, this is a post strictly for the search engines.

Sex, sex, hooters, boobs, hot sluts, hot naked sluts, everywhere hot sluts. Do you like hot sluts? I like hot sluts. Sex too. Hooters hooters. Vagina! Teri Hatcher's vagina? Jessica Alba's vagina! Lindsay Lohan drinking urine out of Kate Moss's belly button. Man-on-dog action. Horse wang. Wang chung. Porn porn sex porn. Hot naked hooters boobs porn. Slutty naked girls in schoolgirl outfits pooping on each other. Eating poop. Dead animals are hot and sex with them is interesting. Sluts sluts. Teen teen teens! Teens in jeans! Teens in beans! Beans in teens! Girls with balls and a hairy weiner!

Thank you for indulging me.