A baby is born unto us this day from the murky depths of Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina. And his name was Moses.
And it was good.
- The Shakespeare in Love Oscar winner, 33, and her British-born Coldplay frontman husband, 29, already have a daughter, Apple, born May 14, 2004. Moses is the name of a song Martin wrote for his wife in 2003.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all know that he's going to end up leading the Israelites out of persecution and everything; and he's going to be an envoy from God; and he's going to part the Red Sea (although that might just be another
Biblical parlor trick). But for now...into the river with you, demon spawn.
A baby is born unto us this day from the murky depths of Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina. And his name was Moses. And it was good.
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