Dr. Sbaitso is the future.

Matt posted another article at X-Entertainment, and it's a doozy.

It's about a little computer program called "Doctor Sbaitso"

• Still, boys will be boys, and when you've got a computer game that will basically speak aloud anything you tell it to, you're going to take advantage. Whenever I got frustrated with Sbaitso's lack of compassion for my important problems, I'd just start cursing him out. It felt good. It felt right. It also pissed the good doctor off to no end. Shit, fuck, cocksucker, motherpussydick -- Sbaitso was no advocate of crass language. Whenever such words were spoken, or written, he'd either try to change the subject or tell you to knock it off. If you didn't listen, it was PARITY ERROR TIME!

Go on and read the Dr. Sbaitso article, and then download the program for yourself. Let me know in the comments if you get any fun responses. Click on this for one of mine (I've been playing with this thing for hours now).

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