I was blogging about Sharon Stone's crusty vagina before it was even popular

It's another mind-numbing Monday morning, and I've been trying to make it through the day with the help of some of my favorite websites. Interestingly enough, two of the best have written about Sharon Stone's failure of a coot this morning.

• CINEMA'S GOLDEN ERA: March of Sharon Stone's Old Cooch (Best Week Ever):
  
  
  • "10. The moviegoing public's basic instinct was to not go stare at some cougar's vajayjay for an hour and a half - $3.2 million"
    
    
• Monday Morning Box Office: Moviegoers No Longer Interested In Sharon Stone's Vagina (Defamer)
  
  

I'm not trying to delude myself and think that these superior websites stole material from my own, ramshackle page (they didn't--it was just an easy joke for any of us to make). However, I would like to brag that my posts about the rabid cooter came days earlier.

• Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of March 31, 2006: "New Release Not Making the Top Five: Sharon Stone's Aging Vagina (Basic Instinct 2). $0.2 million. America collectively decides to hold out for 2007's Cinemax free preview."


• Sharon Stone's Elderly Vagina Unattractive To All

Since I was the first onboard this new fad, it feels only right that I end it as well. I am now, officially, closing the book on Sharon Stone's vagina, sending dust flying everywhere. Sorry, hayfever sufferers.