Thursday, September 20, 2007

Bullet points of life

  • For two weeks, I have been taking care of business. That is to say, I've been working overtime.

  • As mentioned in Pennsylvania Department of Labor and Industry Referendum 6741278, everybody is required to say hello to everybody else at all times. I've been trying to mix it up a little bit--"how's it going," "hey there," what-have-you. Today, a woman in her fifties asked me how I was doing, and I replied, "I'm good....now." WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
    • It clearly sounds like I'm flirting with the woman: "Now that I am talking to you, I am good."
    • Otherwise, it implies that I wasn't doing well before, and that the previous woes should have been known by this woman that I don't even know the name of.
    • WHAT THE HELL DOES THA

  • Why did nobody tell me there were Star Wars postage stamps? And to think that all this time I've been mailing stuff with flowers and flags.

  • Internet dating--I am giving it a shot. I'll keep the world and this blog informed of all crazy stories involving this turn of events.

  • I am skydiving on November 10, which should be pretty neat. First time in a plane, first time jumping out, first time breaking spine.

  • I bought a digital camera, which means photo content may start appearing.
    • Like a picture of a walrus' butthole.
    • That is all.

4 comments:

Review the World said...

I like my walrus asshole candid shots dilated.

Episode One said...

so here are my thoughts....

i've been doing internet dating for a while..i met the guy i dated this summer through it...just be careful....

and b. i'm TOTALLY stinking jealous that you are skydiving.....UGH!!! why not MEEEE?

that's all...miss you...

ps. a little over a month till our 23's.....YAY!!

ashley said...

internet dating still scares me because im a wimp. . . and im probably easy enough to rape, seeing as im little. . .
i wish i were skydiving with you!
i miss you muchly and should have a car soon which will mean increased coffee dates, i hope. . .
i will have lots of pictures soon too, mostly because i am going to the ren faire!

Belinda said...

How much did you digital camera cost? I've been wanting one but don't know how much to pay.