Everybody check out the new official web journal of Baseball Hall of Famer Wade Boggs! It's called WADE BLOGGS! and it is full of capital letters that are just bound to thrill you.
- WE HAD JUST EATEN A FINE STEAK-AND-POTATOES DINNER AT HOSS'S STEAK & SEAHOUSE AND I WAS FEELING A TOUCH OF THE ESCHERICHIA COLI, SO I GAVE DEBBIE THE KEYS. THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A SKID MARK ON MY ARM AND MORE THAN A SKID MARK IN MY BRIEFS. I DECIDED THEN AND THERE THAT I WOULD NEVER EAT AT HOSS'S STEAK & SEAHOUSE AGAIN. HOSSPITALITY MY ASS!
I have it on good authority that he's going to learn how to use a Caps Lock very soon. But how would I know? I'm not Wade Boggs.