I just want to feel like a man.
- The Department of Homeland Security is recommending that everybody update Windows immediately, for fear that a design flaw "could put a PC under the control of an attacker." The computer would then, presumably, be crashed into a building.
- "Indonesia to execute Christians." I'm okay with that assuming they start with Christian Slater.
- "Psychologists adopt anti-torture policy." But then how are they going to make their patients feel better?
- "California jury recommends death for trucker." I would assume for ridin' dirty.