The Daily Chronicle: The Weekend of August 11, 2006 through August 13, 2006

I just want to feel like a man.

• The Department of Homeland Security is recommending that everybody update Windows immediately, for fear that a design flaw "could put a PC under the control of an attacker." The computer would then, presumably, be crashed into a building.
  
  
• "Indonesia to execute Christians." I'm okay with that assuming they start with Christian Slater.
  
  
• "Psychologists adopt anti-torture policy." But then how are they going to make their patients feel better?
  
  
• "California jury recommends death for trucker." I would assume for ridin' dirty.

Sorry that the news has been light. Everything for the past few days has been about some sort of "terrorist alert." Be afraid.