Box Office for Those Of Us With Scarring Disfigurements or STDs

I look at my recent "off"-streak and wonder if it's even worth making lame box office predictions. I could always make jokes about the new movies some other way, after all.

Anyway, here's the spoogum. Enjoy.

1. Invincible, $17 million (my pick: #1, $16.2 million)
2. Talladega Nights, $8 million (my pick: #2, $11.3 million)
3. Little Miss Sunshine, $7.5 million (my pick: null)
4. Beerfest, $6.5 million (my pick: #4, $7.4 million)
5. Accepted, $6.5 million (my pick: null)

P.S. Snakes on a Plane has dropped to number nine, thereby ensuring that the movie will fade into obscurity until its DVD release in two weeks.