I had this whole Trailer Trash typed up and ready to go, but my computer is being a bitch, so here's the short, fast version. There's no way it could live up to last week's Spider-man 3 preview anyway.
- M. Knight Shyamalanadingdong's latest SECRET TWIST ENDING is coming to theaters this month, and here's the final preview. With any luck, the monsters will be real this time.
- Transformers: The Movie. I haven't been this excited for a movie based on a television show based on an action figure since "Masters of the Universe" fifteen years ago. And just our luck! This one will suck just as badly.
- Based on the 1999 Weird Al Yankovich album (or maybe the bestselling novel) comes this sucky-looking movie called Running With Scissors.