Understatement of the Week

Universal signed the two guys that wrote this weekend's "smash hit," The Breakup, for a two-movie deal. In the words of the Hollywood Reporter...

• Unlike "Break-Up," which sold with Vince Vaughn attached to star, the new comedies have no talent attached, and the loglines for the projects are being kept under wraps.

No talent indeed. Here's to two more stinkers starring bland, sleepy-lookin' actors.