Alliterative Post of the Week

Big bids for All Black bashing bag (CNN)

Crap! I certainly can't conceive the conceit of said concept.

• New Zealand rugby union fans are bidding thousands of dollars for the chance to own the handbag that reduced a burly All Blacks player to tears.

Woah. Wait. What? Who's the wacko that wants a womanly bag to wear only because it made a wooly wuss weep?