Understatement of the Week

Clinton on AIDS: 'It bothers me to see people die' (CNN)

Thanks, Bill. Any other information you'd like to relay to the public?

• Clinton on Sex: 'It feels good on my wiener."
• Clinton on Ninjas: 'It frightens me to be attacked by men of shadow."
  
• Clinton on Cheeseburgers: 'It fills my tummy up to eat them.'