While visions of Mallrats danced in their heads...

The Smoking Gun reports of an Easter Bunny beating last week. Unlike Mallrats (in which the costumed creation gets the snot beaten out of it), this time the Bunny was the accoster.

• [T]he two women began to argue. That's when Frechette (who's married to McClure) allegedly punched Johansson in the face. At that point, the report notes, the 280-pound McClure removed his costume's head and joined the fray, clocking Johansson in the back of her head. McClure and Frechette, pictured below in Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shots, were each charged with two misdemeanors for their alleged roles in the brawl. McClure's occupation is listed as "Easter Bunny" on the arrest report, which also notes that he has a bear head tattooed on his right arm.

I'm pretty sure that I discovered the "truth" about the Easter Bunny while reading the chapter in Superfudge called "Santa Who?". I can't imagine many better ways to discover the truth than this though. Maybe...

• Santa Claus rubbing hot butter all over his naked body in the middle of Times Square.
• The Tooth Fairy with "her" skirt around "her" ankles, pissing on a wall downtown.

(via Best Week Ever)