Wednesday, April 19, 2006

God save the queen!

CNN announces the commissioning of a new portrait for the Queen of England's 80th birthday.

Wow. Eighty years old and she still knows how to turn a guy on, what with her enormous bonnets and conservative pink pantsuits. Oh Queen of England, you are my muse. I, too, want to paint you.

I am especially proud of the color coordination and the lizard hands.

Happy birthday, you useless old bat.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think your portrait is amazing.