Most promising headline/most disappointing news article of the year

When you see a headline like "Star wears red shirt, no pants to Walk of Fame ceremony" you expect there to be some sort of huge revelation: Tom Cruise? Gary Busey? Earl Smith? They're all crazy enough to appear pantsless, except for the last guy who I just made up.

Then you click the damn link.

• Winnie the Pooh sure does love his honey, but the beloved bear now has something just as sweet: a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

I hate you so much, CNN.com.