Kevin Costner is kind of gross

Film-star-for-some-reason Kevin Costner has always been kind of gross. But now he's also a devient pervert.

• A former spa worker on Tuesday claimed the actor exposed himself and carried out a sex act as she gave him a massage at the Old Course Hotel in Fife, Scotland, in October 2004, papers filed with the tribunal said.

Now I've seen Kevin Costner at work, and I'm reasonably certain that this was the MOST BORING SEX ACT OF ALL TIME. It probably was about an hour too long. And about baseball. And had a Bryan Adams song at the end.