Shag

If "shag" is a eumphamism for sex, does that mean "The Shaggy Dog" is euphemistic for "The Sexy Dog?"

And if so, how come they didn't cast a sexier dog?

Here are some sexy dogs.

This dog is sexy in that Goth way.

This dog is sexy in that slutty way.

This dog is sexy in that college-student way.

This dog is the sexiest of all.

Forget I posted that last one.