Here's the bad thing about having paper-thin walls:
When the neighbors decide to have the sex, you can hear every sound, every guttural grunt and groan.
Here's the good thing about having paper-thin walls:
While the neighbors are bumping uglies, you can try to ruin their sex by making weird noises of your very own!
And so I am asking you, the reader: what kind of weird stuff should I say or do?
I intend on doing some monkey sounds, girlish screams, or random heys, but I need something more inventive.