Monday, November 08, 2004

Country Love Song

I love my pick-up truck
You heard what I said
I love my pick-up truck
More than my wife and kids
I love it more than the bar
I even love it more than NASCAR
And my pick-up truck loves me
Even though daddy never did

I love my pick-up truck
More than the sporting goods store
I love my pick-up truck
More than a bottle of Coors
We all need a place to stay
But I'd throw my double-wide away
Because in my life
I love my pick-up truck more

That's a little ditty I wrote today on my way to class. It's called "Country Love Song." Picture it on twangy guitar with that good ol' inbred country whine. You know. The voice of someone who looks like this.

or this...

or this...

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