We took a crazy and fun family road trip to Florida in 1997. My sister Amy/"Melvin" was keeping a running log that actually stopped before we hit Disney, but all is forgiven because she was ten years old and apparently retarded. Anyway, here is an illustrated Travelogue through the eyes of the coolest ten-year-old girl I knew.
We left for Florida! Things went off to a rocky start. Mike asked Dan to get a comb for him when mommy asked
him them to get their combs. Mom said Mike was a "Lazy fat Ass". Mike jumped up and said I'm not going and left. We got him back in the car and we stopped for gas. Now it's off to drop off our mail and off we go. Mom wants to get to South Carolina today. We're making bet's on which day the door handle will break. Amy day we get to Disney 9th. Dan takes the 10th Mike says tomorrow (3rd). Mom say's 14th. Dad says it just won't. We're playing the lisence plate game the hole time. 9:22am we're in Maryland.
We are in Virginia 11:02am. We ate lunch at the Virginia Welcome center. Now to Mad libs. (We already played tribond Mike won). continued
We reached North Carolina 3:46pm.
We played Yatzee
We arrived in South of the border (South Carolina 6:52 pm
I got a south of the border coin and Keychain. We stopped at day's Inn. It would be about 55 dollars. We decided to look on. We might go back. We checked out the prices at the Comfort Inn. It's full. We decided to check travelers inn. It's way to expenseve. We're going back to the day's Inn. We went swimming and took a dip in the hot tub. We went to Burger King. We traveled 564.1
We woke up but the boys wouldn't get up they wasted like ten minutes. We went and got a continental breakfast free. Now we're at a Pilot travel center for gas. We're in Georgia 11:42am. Dan is a Bad driver. He almost killed us twice. No driving for him. We're in Florida 2:15. We went to Quincys Mom said it was dirty. (It was). Dad said "Florida's a long ass state". Dan says "It is a penis". We went swimming and then went to McDonalds for a snack. We're staying at is stinky Mirage (Best Western). Today we drive 603.2 miles. Oh yeah! I got a yak at Mc D. It's name is yacity.
We took showers and went to Ihop for breakfast. When we left mom and dad kepy driving the car back and forth in the car cause mom couldn't read the map right. We went to the Philly's Spring Training feild. We were just in the gulf Of Mexico. It was fun. We jumped in to wave and colleted shells. Mom and Dad didn't
come in swim with us. (they walked into there knees). We went to the Yankee's spring training place next. We weren't supposed to park but dad did. Mom just wanted to leave. We stopped at a Shoney's for supper. We drove on a little and stopped at a Red Roof Inn. Dan, Mike, and I went swimming While mom and dad went to wash the car. When they got back they swimming also. There was a spa but it was to hot. Plus there were guys drinking beer. We all (kids) took showers, and went to bed.
We all got up. When I was
the brushing my teeth, and I saw a lizard. We left and stopped at a gas station with gas. We stopped ata Burger King for Break. Then we headed to the EverGlades. When we got there we went to a gater park. Then to a hike, and on a boat ride. On the hike we saw little crabs that looked like spiders. On the boat ride we saw racoons and alligators. We got to hold a baby alligator mom and dad choose not to. After that we had the 1 hr. boat ride we went to the national park for a two hr. tram ride. We saw a white herring and a blue one, We saw volchers, we saw a bird with a snake in it's mouth. We saw deer, (which are smaller then P.A.'s and a buck fawn), alligators. and a neat turtle all black!! The tour guide sort of sounded like Cristian in my oppinion. (Cristian was a A.D. at camp!) After that was over we went to a Wendy's where we decided to go all the ways to the Key West. (We crossed 49 bridges to go there. Once hear it took us like an hour to find a hotel. We ended up at a Howarad Jhonson's. It's a Motel but across the street it was a resturant. We walked to the resturant we had dessert. it was the only thing we had time for. (Mike didn't have any he said non sounded good) We walked across the street to a K's market. We got drinks and candy bar's. Then we went back to H. J.
We left H.J.'s and dropped the
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