Welcome back. If you don't know how to play, you're an idiot. So let's get started, shall we? Feel free to post your results in the comments. This time maybe my Sad Libs will make more sense.
PART 1:
1. Favorite Name for a Horse _____________________
2. Food ____________________
3. Body Part ___________________
4. Adjective ___________________
5. Verb __________________
6. Plural Noun _________________
7. Adjective _________________
8. A place _________________
9. Noun __________________
10. Favorite Name For a Horse (SAME AS #1)
11. Internal Organ _______________
Is that your final answer? Then scroll down to....
PART 2:
A Horse Is a Horse (Unless, of course...)
Sarah Jessica Parker's face is so long that she looks like my pet horse, ______1______. Every time I see her I want to feed her _______2________ and comb her _____3________ until it is ______4________. Maybe give her a nice salt lick. I would make her ______5________ over _______6________ until her legs were _____7________, and then I would take her back to the _______8_______ for some rest and _______9_______. I ride _____10_______ every day. I would not ride Sarah Jessica Parker. I would instead punch her in the _______11________.
Remember to post your results in the comments section please.
2 comments:
Sarah Jessica Parker's face is so long that she looks like my pet horse, Moses. Every time I see her I want to feed her sushi and comb her ass until it is soft. Maybe give her a nice salt lick. I would make her jump over Miami Beach until her legs were wet, and then I would take her back to the adult bookshop for some rest and soda. I ride Moses every day. I would not ride Sarah Jessica Parker. I would instead punch her in the brain.
Awesome Sad Lib, my friend! I think there were some essential errors in the drafting of the first round, but this one turned out well. Thanks!
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