- Man, there's not a whole lot of superfluous or silly news out there today. I wonder if something big is goin--
- "Dog meat popular with N. Korean women." Confirming what we've suspected at Korean restaurants for years.
- Robin Williams is going to rehab to treat alcoholism, ignoring the much larger problem of being crazy as a meth-head.
- A new study shows that constantly-dieting mothers can set a bad example for their kids, who are destined to be terrible, terrible fatties.
Good thing I wasn't taking hair gel to the airport today. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing.