This used to be my playground.
- "9/11 film criticized by families." "Not enough action," they claim.
- "When convenience store clerks attack." They get turned into popular indie movies.
- A woman got stuck to a toilet seat and severely burned the other day. Sorry--I must have left the toilet heat turned on after I made my popcorn.
- "Seducing with their wit: Funny is the New Sexy." And I go 0 for 2.
- "Why do prisoners keep breaking out?" Well, apparently jails around the nation have--gasp--low-quality living arrangements.
- DID YOU KNOW? AAA rarely gives a four-star rating to a prison.
UUUUSED TOOOOO BEEEEEE.