- A woman gave birth to a baby girl after a horrific car accident, and proceeded to give the girl an even-more-horrific name: Myracle.
- Pluto may no longer be a planet according to some scientists. Pizzamakers and fans of mnemonic devices are in an uproar.
- China is banning The Simpsons from its television stations. A spokesperson said, "Why not? It's really been pretty awful for about ten years now."
- Having completed the administration of boredom to all of the world's moviegoers, Kevin Costner is aiming to make music-lovers fall asleep as well.
- "Researchers probe what causes hurricanes." Turns out it's the weather.
- "How important are computers to your life? E-mail us!" But I don't even have a computer.
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