Saturday, August 19, 2006

Arbitrary Box Office Results for the Weekend of August 18, 2006


A plane.
  1. Snakes on a Shattering Fiscal Disappointment (Snakes on a Plane): $18.7 million. At least financially, this movie looks like it's going to "tank."
  2. Snakes on an Underwhelming Comedy (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby): $12.2 million. Although the name "Ricky Bobby" is still funny.
  3. Snakes on a Cheap Grab at the Cash of High School Students (Accepted): $11.6 million. I saw the preview, and it seems like everybody is trying too hard. It ain't funny. Please die.
  4. Snakes on a Crappy Movie About Dancing (Step Up):$8.2 million. I bet the couple wins the big dance contest at the end.
  5. Snakes on a Jarring Fictional View of a Recent Tragic Event (World Trade Center): $7.2 million. Don't tell me how it ends.
Llamas on a trolley.

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