Most Exciting Headline of the Week

New Batwoman is a lesbian (CNN)

Definitely the most exciting headline of the week the month the year my life.

• DC Comics is resurrecting the classic comic book character as a lesbian, unveiling the new Batwoman in July as part of an ongoing weekly series that began this year. The 5-foot-10 superhero comes with flowing red hair, knee-high red boots with spiked heels, and a form-fitting black outfit.

I'd copy and paste more, but the drool just made my mouse short-circuit. I'm going to throw out my input right now: Jessica Alba for the movie role of Batwoman. We can sort out the whole hair color issue later. I just want to see J'Alba have a licking battle with Catwoman (played by Natalie Portman, of course) to the death.