Thursday, June 22, 2006

The Daily Chronicle: Thursday, 6-22-2006

Not a lot of worthwhile news today. But what I lack in quantity, I make up for in utter lack of quality.
  • If you burglarize a grocery store and drink its beer, the best thing to do is probably to pass out drunk under the owner's bed. If you burglarize a department store, the best thing to do is be Winona Ryder. LOOK, I AM SO 2002 WITH THIS REFERENCE!

  • "China Pleased After Watching U.S. Wargames." They go on to say that this Matthew Broderick should be watched. He's gonna be huge some day.

  • New reports show that male students don't want male teachers. The reason? No titties.
Wow, that really IS a pretty crappy news day. Here are some more pictures of giraffes.

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