This is it! The second coming!

The most anticipated baby since Jesus Christ has popped out of the juicy womb and into the arms of its wacko parents. The most anticipated afterbirth was soon to follow.

• "The night of May 27, 2006 in Namibia, Africa, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. No further information is being given," publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a statement.

Wait, wait, wait...We have this insane woman who lives in third-world countries despite her boundless wealth, plans on buying her own Island of Dr. Moreau, and used to keep a vial of blood around her neck. And SHE gives us the most normal Celebrity Baby Name in years? Come on! You could have done better, Angie. You could have at least thrown out a half-hearted "Apple" or "Pilot Inspektor" instead of giving it a real name.