Smoke two of these and call me in the morning.

Scientists have recreated the good-time feeling of marijuana in a lab, and they hope to unleash it upon the masses in the next few months.

• Seventeen years after it was withdrawn from U.S. markets, a synthetic version of the active ingredient in marijuana is going back on sale as a prescription treatment for the vomiting and nausea that often accompany chemotherapy, the drug's manufacturer said Tuesday.

Hard at work, the scientists also used their laboratory time to conjure artificial Bob Marley albums, synthetic Cheetos, and enough Che Guevara shirts to clothe a small, stoned army. Now if only the stoners wearing those shirts could remember who Che Guevara actually was...