Thursday, May 18, 2006

Douche in a Helmet

I don't do sports. Maybe I look like less of a man for admitting that, but I couldn't tell you the difference between a baseball glove and an enormous, scaly reptile dick. Despite this, I do know one thing when I see it: a douchebag. This guy pretends to get hit by a pitch and then, when he gets called on it, goes on a tirade, acting like a complete jackass.



This video puts a smile on my face because the Douche In Question (DIQ) reminds me of every fathead that made fun of me in high school. AND LOOK AT ME NOW! While you're having sex with your attractive, stupid girlfriend and lifting weights, I AM UPDATING THE WORLD-FAMOUS ROBOT HAND BLOG!!! One of us is a winner and one is a loser!

Shut up.

(via BestWeekEver)

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