A gym teacher is getting in trouble because he took $1 bribes from students for allowing them to skip gym class.
Under his plea deal, Terence Braxton, 28, was sentenced Wednesday to three years probation for felony bribery, ordered to pay back the students at Ernest Ward Middle School, and ordered to perform 300 hours of community service. A second former gym teacher at the school, Tamara B. Tootle, 39, still faces similar charges.
Anyway, how come I didn't have a gym teacher this cool? If I didn't get dressed and play bombardment, I got yelled at. And molested behind the dumpster. And then yelled at again for being a terrible lay.