Days like these, I love Jesus

Somebody up there loves me.

• In response to overwhelming demand, Lucasfilm Ltd. and Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment will release attractively priced individual two-disc releases of Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Each release includes the 2004 digitally remastered version of the movie, as well as the original theatrical edition of the film. That means you'll be able to enjoy Star Wars as it first appeared in 1977, Empire in 1980, and Jedi in 1983.

That's all I wanted. Now George Lucas can add Jar Jar to the originals for all I care. Just give me the old-timey hits of yore.

I had a sploogegasm of geekiness. I have nothing fun to say. I have to clean up the inside of my pants.