Surprise! Bob Dylan is probably stoned.

Bob Dylan is launching his XM radio show in a few weeks, and the theme of the first episode? Weather. I shit you not. Way to start off strong out of the gates there, Bob.

• According to XM, future shows will be devoted to such themes as "dance," "police," "cars" and "whiskey."

I've heard that Dylan will discuss the following in the coming months.

• Ponies
• Oranges
• Quadrilaterals
• OMG WOW LOL!!!!!11 Look at the colors!
• Contact Lenses
• Fish Sandwiches
• Seriously though, look at my hand! It's like...moving!
  
• The word "Buckaroo"
• Favorite cheeses