Poor Julia Roberts

Apparently critics and audiences did not cotton well to Julia Roberts' Broadway debut. WOE IS ME!

• "Your heart goes out to her when she makes her entrance in the first act and freezes with the unyielding stiffness of an industrial lamppost, as if to move too much might invite falling," wrote The New York Times' Ben Brantley, a self-described "Juliaholic."

Other common complaints included "Her mouth looked like a horse's mouth" and "I swear to the good god if she doesn't shut up, I'll kill her myself!"

Click on the picture for a secret message from Julia's enormous mouth.