"No Shit!" news post of the week.

CNN: "It's official: Distracted drivers are dangerous"

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Almost there...

Wait for it...

NO SHIT.

Other things that are now officially official according to official studies:

• It's official: Food now the leading cause of pooping.
• It's official: Football deemed more violent than speedwalking.
• It's official: France has world's highest percentage of Frenchmen.

Officially, here's the official last "No Shit!" news post. Officially.