No better place to lay, I suppose

CNN.com, my own personal Jesus Jones, ejaculated the following headline today.

Corpse lay next to TV for 3 years

• The skeleton of a British woman has been discovered in her apartment nearly three years after she is believed to have died. The woman, named as Joyce Vincent, was found lying on her back surrounded by unopened Christmas presents and the television and heating were still on, the UK's Press Association reported Thursday.

Bitch probably just wanted to catch up on reruns of M*A*S*H.