From the "I'm Going to Hell" Department

Tragedy befalls a beautiful, young butterfly...

Miss Deaf Texas Struck by Train, Killed

I know; awful. And yet, something perverse inside of me realizes how hilarious it is. Close your eyes with me and envision this in your mind-brain:

• "A witness told Austin television station KTBC the train sounded its horn right up until the accident occurred."

Once the obligatory mourning period is over, I'm totally stealing this and putting it in a script.

Thanks to: Brad